The Incredible Shrinking Woman

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I’ve been ripped off.  I’ve just lost 10 centimetres!  I’m like the Incredible Shrinking Woman, or maybe Alice in Wonderland.  Probably Alice in Wonderland.  I have a thing for headbands.

Do you know the old wives tale that tells you to double a child’s height at two years old and it will indicate their adult height?  I found my baby book today and decided to put it to the test.

Just quietly, my mother was crap at filling in the details, and I was the first child.  The fourth child was lucky to even get a name, I guess.  Poor old Whatshisname.

According to the simple calculations of doubling your height at two years old, I should be stalking around with lusciously long legs at the staggering height of 175 centimetres.  1.75 metres.  That’s nearly 5’8″.

 

Even frogs want to be taller

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Instead, I’m stumping around at 165 centimetres.  That’s only 5’4″.  And I’ve been ripped off again.  For my entire adult life, I thought I was 5’5″.  It appears I’ve shrunk.  Again.

I’m not quite sure if this is worse than the year in which I aged two years.  Older or shorter?  Which is worse?!

Let me explain – it makes perfect sense.  I was trying to work out my Dad’s age when I was having a chat with him and the Welshman once.  He was 24 when I was born so I added 24 years to my age.  He insisted that he was a year older and about to turn another year older as it was shortly to be his birthday.  Turns out I had my own age incorrect, so after nearly a whole year of thinking I was actually 32, I turned 34 that August.

Yup, you’re right.  That’s definitely worse!  After all, I can always backcomb the hell out of my hair and gain a few inches. Even more if I team it with towering heels.  But I can’t become two years younger!

 

Audrey’s beehive but seriously, any excuse for Audrey

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Have you done something quite so blonde as to lose two years?  Settle petal, I’m allowed to say that, as I’m a brunette with a natural blonde hairline.  It’s an excuse that’s been used many times!

Are you diligent about filling in record books and baby books?

 

 

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